I just took a look into my fridge. I’m not certain because it was a little hard to see past the wine, champagne, heavy whipping cream, leftover fajitas, assorted imported cheese and various random sticks of butter but there are probably some vegetables in there somewhere.

Obviously the fridge needed some help. Fast. This had to be dealt with in a drastic and immediate way. There needed to be less crap in there.

So… I ate a piece of the cheesecake.