Published by PaintingChef on 01 May 2008 at 04:23 pm
Pants are for fools.
Dear self…
Do you feel that uncomfortable sensation about the waist-ish area? Those are your pants. And they are telling you that last week’s “All Peanut Butter Truffles, All The Time” diet was ill-advised. Eat an apple and take a walk you dumb whore.
Kisses,
P’Chef.
Dear Peanut Butter Truffles…
I miss you already but you are evil. Please don’t be on sale at Target tomorrow.
Kisses,
P’Chef.
Dear Pants…
Fuck you.
Kisses,
P’Chef.
Dear Pretty Flowy Summer Dresses…
Hello gorgeous. Let’s make out.
Kisses,
P’Chef.
karen on 01 May 2008 at 4:46 pm #
So you know, Friday, may 2nd is No Pants Day. Just in time, right?
meanredhed on 02 May 2008 at 12:49 pm #
Myself and my pants feel your pain. I think I need to get off the “All Seagram’s 7 All the Time” diet plan. Nah, I’ll just switch to diet Sprite…..No Pants Day rocks!
Crazy Lady in Vegas on 02 May 2008 at 5:00 pm #
Damn, and I wore pants today. Suppose my boss would shit a kitten if I took them off, here at work? Yeah, I do too.