Published by PaintingChef on 20 Jan 2006 at 10:18 am
To sleep perchance to dream…
I had the most bizarre dream the other night. I was hanging out with Jessica Simpson and helping her get ready for a party but she kept putting on these truly hideous dresses that looked like 1986 chewed them up and vomited them back out. It was a very strange dream and I woke up feeling all out of sorts and then I got up and walked into the bathroom and nearly burst into tears because for some strange reason, my Daisy Duke ass hadn’t quite translated from dreams to reality. Oddly enough, I wasn’t concerned about why I was dreaming about hanging out with Jessica Simpson in the first place, nor was I worried about why, in my dream, we were bouncing around town in a school bus driven by my mother-in-law. Pay no attention to the fact that Zach Morris is acting like a tour guide up at the front of the bus. Oh no…just give me back my Daisy Duke ass.
I went back to bed. Put that one in your pipe and smoke it Sigmund Freud.
lysie6211 on 20 Jan 2006 at 11:43 am #
The Olsen twins were in my dream last night…and they were mean. LOL!!
Zube Girl on 20 Jan 2006 at 7:22 pm #
Dreams are STRANGE! And what upsets or gets to you about them most is always a bit disconcerting.
Cate on 20 Jan 2006 at 7:40 pm #
Ron Howard showed up in one of my dreams last night. The whole thing was a very surreal and mixed up visiting-family-of-a-friend thing and then suddenly there was Ron Howard, sitting on the couch, practically smoking a pipe and saying “No, I don’t think she’ll bother us at all.”
Bonanza Jellybean on 20 Jan 2006 at 8:30 pm #
Oprah’s in mine a lot. I have no idea WHY, because I never watch her. And she never talks.
I think that happens when I eat too many cookies before bed.
eV on 22 Jan 2006 at 1:57 am #
Ok I have everyone on the planet beat on the dream thing.
I am NOT making this up.
I dreamt I was in a hurricane once and saw a great light come to rescue me. Imagine me (in my dream) really thinking WOW, I’m about to be rescued by Christ – or at the very least, Gabriel – the arch angel.
The light drew closer and got brighter and brighter…
Lo.
I was speechless it was so beautiful.
And then.
It was the freaking Michelin Man!
Smoke that!
Frac on 22 Jan 2006 at 3:28 pm #
My dream last night was weird too. Did we all eat at the same place or something?
I dreamt I was standing at a urinal. That’s ok. I’m a guy. Then this blind lady walked in with her seeing-eye dog and started using the urinal next to me. I remember thinking in my dream that this was completely normal since she *did* have her seeing-eye dog with her.
What the hell is that?! Freud, start your engines.
mrsmogul on 22 Jan 2006 at 7:47 pm #
Well J Simpson is seen everywhere..its hard not to have her in our subconscious. At least you weren;t making out with her.
Dil on 23 Jan 2006 at 2:21 pm #
Wow, that is just so weird. I’m not quite sure what to say. Although I would have been upset about the whole ass thing too.
Erin on 24 Jan 2006 at 9:47 am #
I’ve been having these wierd dreams about Ely Manning… which I really can’t complain too much about.
rockyjay on 24 Jan 2006 at 10:30 am #
Why would you want your daisyduke ass back when there are so much better asses out there?
Then there is a dilemma; which daisyduke ass is better? Jessica’s or Catherine Bach’s?