Published by PaintingChef on 25 Oct 2005 at 01:02 pm
Boris, Natasha and stoned Cookie Monster.
I used to have this strange recurring dream when I was younger. We aren’t talking like once or twice but probably once or twice a week for YEARS. Now bear with me because this dream is SERIOUSLY whacked out.
My friend Jennifer and I were kidnapped by Boris and Natasha (as in Rocky and Bullwinkle). Yeah. But it gets better! Boris and Natasha threw me and Jennifer into a furnace with my Sesame Street play set thing with the cars and the elevator where you send a most likely DUI-deserving cookie monster (because you KNOW that dude was stoned out of his gourd) careening down this curvy ramp and we sat there and played with Burt and fucking Ernie until we somehow magically escaped the furnace.
And it doesn’t even end there…
From the furnace we commandeer a fucking MONSTER TRUCK and proceed to demolish a village. All because Boris and Natasha kidnapped our asses. And you wonder why I’m so weird.
But what I’m REALLY wondering is why on EARTH did I have this dream again last night and not ONE SINGLE THING WAS DIFFERENT…
Bonanza Jellybean on 25 Oct 2005 at 2:53 pm #
I really wanted to have some insight on this, but I have to say, I have not a clue. Nothing screams repression or trauma or anything. Maybe just too much TV?
Liz on 25 Oct 2005 at 3:09 pm #
Love the new site!
lysie6211 on 25 Oct 2005 at 3:20 pm #
did you mom dabble with any hallucinogenics while you in utero?
Dil on 25 Oct 2005 at 3:51 pm #
Wow, that is just so weird.
Painting Chef on 25 Oct 2005 at 4:13 pm #
I only WISH I could say that she dabbled with the hallucinogenics. That would explain SO FREAKING MUCH.
lysie6211 on 25 Oct 2005 at 4:30 pm #
then it must of been the hallucinogenics YOU have done coming back to ya!
Zube Girl on 25 Oct 2005 at 9:32 pm #
Hee. I love it! I think Cookie smoked pot with Snuffalupugous. After they could all see him, of course. Big Bird seems way to straight edge, but Snuff? Stoner.
Librarian Extraordinaire on 26 Oct 2005 at 3:07 am #
I’ll bet it was the Sudafed P.E.! Infections alone give me weird dreams, but if I take a decongestant, I might as well take acid.
I could try to guess what connection might be between the illness, the weird dreams, the emotional moments… but I shant.
Hope you feel 100% better soon, including returning to normal dreams!
melanie on 26 Oct 2005 at 5:14 am #
yea that is trippy! But hey, at least you are consistent in your randomness.
yea drugs are definitely the culprit.
Toryssa on 26 Oct 2005 at 6:06 am #
It doesn’t strike me as particularily weird. My recurring dream as a child was about rescuing my old lady neighbor from the Hamburglar and blowing up the entire neighborhood. I had it regularily until she died.