Published by PaintingChef on 28 Oct 2005
I have been married for almost 4 years. I am just now getting around to thinking about changing my name. Its not that I have some fear of this whole thing not working out or I’m afraid of “losing my identity” or anything like that. I’m just really fucking lazy and the QUEEN of procrastination.
But I finally printed off the paperwork and got ready to send everything in to take care of this and as I’m reading over what I have to send them I’m a little startled. They want me to MAIL THEM MY DRIVER’S LICENSE? Are you SERIOUS? I’ve only got the one you know.
So here is what I’m proposing…I will mail the Social Security office my driver’s license, which, by the way, ALREADY has my married name on it because the guy at the DMV was apparently willing to “take my word for it” that I really was, in fact, married (and we’ve already seen how intelligent I think those DMV people are) if the Social Security office will be willing to accept responsibility for the two tickets and the wreck that I am GUARANFUCKINGTEED to have driving the 1.2 miles back from the post office to my house. Deal?
Yeah, I didn’t think so.
I guess I’m going to have to spend one of my precious non-working Mondays off standing in line at the Social Security office. At least it will provide me with some good stories, right?